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Beruflich bin ich in der Unterhaltungsbranche tätig, überwiegend im süddeutschen Raum.
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Ich hab‘ Spaß…
Das freut mich. 🙂
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Meister Jeder, angstfrei und siegessicher
Streitet euch nur darüber, wer die beschissenste Webseite hat, die geilste habe nämlich ICH!
Und den ahmseliken Sören verlinke ich nur aus Mitleid!
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Und ich find scheiße, dass ich kein Passwort fürs Separee bekomme, wo ich doch so oft hier kucke.
Im Separeh is voll ahmselik, geht da liba nich kucken!
Pah, da tuht doch eh keina des Paswoat wissen, ich habs doch selba fagessen.
Passwortbesitzer gehören enteignet.
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(§104 Art. 3 Kunstfriedensgesetz von 1961)
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Mein Passwort gehört mir! Nieder mit § 104 Art. 3!
Sören Villalobos, Frauenbewegter Barrikadenprolop von 1968
Internetprolopen, die jeden Beitrag mit individuellem Text unterschreiben gehören ohne Lotion gepelpt!
Dr. Donner, Meister-Jeder-Pelper seit 2008
ich habe mit Begeisterung deinen Kommentar gelesen, aber leider nicht verstanden. Auch Übersetzungsmaschinen wie Bable Fish konnten nicht wirklich weiterhelfen.
Beispiel 1 (ins englische):
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Beispiel 2 (ins spanische):
¡Internetprolopen, que firman cada contribución con el texto individual pertenece sin gepelpt de la loción! El Dr. Donner, domina cada Pelper desde 2008
Beispiel 3 (ins japanische):
Ich hoffe, dass Du mir feundlicherweise mitteilen wirst, in welcher Hochsprache Du kommunizierst. Ich habe grosses Interesse Deinen Text verstehen zu können.
Nochmals Danke für Deinen lieben Worte.
Dein Meister Jeder, sprachforschend (leider erfolglos)
Ich bin doch kein Erklärbär, da musst Du schon den Theo fragen. 🙂
Lieber geschätzter Donner,
das ist Liebe, das ist Freundschaft, das ist Hilfe in Not.
Danke dir recht herzlich für deine schnelle Antwort. But who the Fackel is Theo?
Meister Jeder, Freund von Donner!
Theo ist der Erklärbär, ist das denn so schwer?
Eigentlich nicht. *heul*
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HerrVotrragend, der Meister Jeder fragt, ob er bei offenem Fenster schläft.
Ein wenig enttäuscht bin ich jetzt schon. Auf meinem Blog hinterlässt du ausschliesslich Zweiwortkommentare.Hier beim Sören seinen biste ja richjtig gesprächig.
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Was bist Du denn fürn Vogel? Du willst, daß Wayne mehr schreibt?!?!
Ja, der Meister Jeder ist halt Dadaist!
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Kompliment, hier gibts ja einige schräge blogs, aber deiner ist ja schon fast horizontal, musste nen paar mal herzhaft lachen…
Grias di Sören
Do fählt ja nur mehr a f dann detterst so heissn,was i am liabstn tun tue
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Nicht schlecht Frau Specht
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I kumm dann noch a mol,weil jetzt muß i no gschwind mein Goldfisch baden
der schuppt si scho wieder
Pfiat di und SKI HEIL
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Ich geh mit meinem Blog ja eher in eine andere Richtung, aber simple Witze müssen auch sein…
Viel Spaß beim Goldfischbaden
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Ist das da oben etwa der geheime Abschiedsbrief von Jörg Haider?
Sie haben aber ein sehr schönes Blog Herr Villalobos!
Und danke für’s verlinken!
War ja klar.
Ihr stinkt doch! 😡
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